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Got gas?  Here’s how to sweeten the air around you.

Got gas? Here’s how to sweeten the air around you.

  I used to do karate with a guy whose farts were so putrid that they were more deadly than any punch or kick he could throw.    I remember dreading when I would be matched with him in sparring, just waiting for the stench to permeate my nostrils.  Sure, I could block his punches and kicks, but nothing could stop that hideous odor.  And you certainly didn’t want to be near him when we did...

Feb 28, 2024 1 comment

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Could this be causing your gas and heartburn?

Could this be causing your gas and heartburn?

  I think it’s safe to say that we have no shortage of people who are bloated, belching, burping, blocked up, and can play the Star-Spangled Banner with their flatulence. In fact, an astonishing 74 percent (three out of four) of us suffer either occasional or chronic (as in every day) digestive problems. The pharmaceutical industry squeals with delight as they tally up the profits from their sales of laxatives, stool softeners, acid reducers, antacids,...

May 18, 2022 4 comments

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Would you sell your farts in a jar?

Would you sell your farts in a jar?

  I heard a story on the radio last night about a reality TV star named Stephanie Matto who apparently made over $200,000 selling jars of her farts. She allegedly ate lots of beans and eggs to help, er, “manufacture” her product, and even added in some banana protein to enhance the stench. But alas, her ingenious enterprise was thwarted because she suffered very severe gas pains and thought she was having a heart attack....

Jan 06, 2022 1 comment

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Always bloated and gassy?  This may be why!

Always bloated and gassy? This may be why!

  One out of four of us has some type of digestive problem, and right up there among the top is BLOATING! Although it tends to affect women more often, bloating is a very common condition that causes misery for millions of people. Now, occasional bloating is one thing that most of us can deal with.  Every now and then we all get a little gassy, and women typically are bloated during menstruation.  But many...

Oct 28, 2020 2 comments

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Want to end your gas and bloating? Here’s how

Want to end your gas and bloating? Here’s how

I spoke at the Trinity Health Conference in Chicago on Saturday, and one theme rang through loud and clear from the women who heard my talk and visited our booth… They are ALWAYS bloated and gassy! Naturally, they are desperate for answers! Who wants to live their life always looking 9 months pregnant and sneaking off to the bathroom to break wind 50 times a day?
Sep 24, 2018 7 comments

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Got gas? Here’s how to curb your cheese cutting fast!

Got gas? Here’s how to curb your cheese cutting fast!

Listen, the best approach to tackling your gas problem is to pinpoint what's behind your butt trumpeting and do something about it!
Here is what you must know about your gas and how to curb those anal acoustics:
Aug 21, 2018 4 comments

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